just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
is that a dick in a sweater?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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