That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm having to shit out rocks
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