No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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