I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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