i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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