Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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