AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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