I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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