You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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