1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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