i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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