I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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