that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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