Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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