Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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