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ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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