I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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