i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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