maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize