thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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