turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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