so explain again why im purple
no
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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