i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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