Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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