Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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