Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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