She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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