Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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