The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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