Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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