oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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