I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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