we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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