at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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