why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
