ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Please don't give away my fajitas
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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