oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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