whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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