Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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