I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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