Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.