Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.