And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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