i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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