At least make sure they are 18
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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