I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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