I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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