is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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