You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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