and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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