i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i out mim tonsoeep
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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