i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
