she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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